甲1、手对剪指甲刀说:哟,你想咬人是不?
2、鼻子对眼镜说:烦不烦呐,登鼻子上脸是不?
3、舌头对牙说:和你过了这些年,长能耐了是不,连我你都咬?
4、左耳对右耳说:亲爱的,别伤心了,等我挣够了钱,一定把你接到我身边来!
5、狗对鸭子说:咱俩搞对象肯定错不了,人家都说我追你是呱呱叫呢。
6、百灵鸟对驴说:驴大哥,拉那么长的驴脸,有啥不开心的事呀?
7、耗子对猫说:猫哥,到你那当三陪,能保证俺们的生命安全不?
8、蚂蚁对狗说:小样儿,叫唤啥呀,啃骨头你有我啃得干净?
9、蜘蛛对网虫说:哥们儿,玩点实在的吧,你那网能粘到吃的不?
10、乌龟对兔子说:跑那么快有什么好,撞死到树上了吧!
11、鼓对鼓锤说:兄弟,有啥憋屈事呀,老拿脑袋撞俺们干啥呀?
12、键盘对人说:都是明白人,有话直说,别老敲敲打打的行不?
13、空调对扇子说:哥们儿,要想让人满意,光会点头哈腰哪行啊。
[A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices
甲1、手对剪指甲刀说:哟,你想咬人是不?
2、鼻子对眼镜说:烦不烦呐,登鼻子上脸是不?
3、舌头对牙说:和你过了这些年,长能耐了是不,连我你都咬?
4、左耳对右耳说:亲爱的,别伤心了,等我挣够了钱,一定把你接到我身边来!
5、狗对鸭子说:咱俩搞对象肯定错不了,人家都说我追你是呱呱叫呢。
6、百灵鸟对驴说:驴大哥,拉那么长的驴脸,有啥不开心的事呀?
7、耗子对猫说:猫哥,到你那当三陪,能保证俺们的生命安全不?
8、蚂蚁对狗说:小样儿,叫唤啥呀,啃骨头你有我啃得干净?
9、蜘蛛对网虫说:哥们儿,玩点实在的吧,你那网能粘到吃的不?
10、乌龟对兔子说:跑那么快有什么好,撞死到树上了吧!
11、鼓对鼓锤说:兄弟,有啥憋屈事呀,老拿脑袋撞俺们干啥呀?
12、键盘对人说:都是明白人,有话直说,别老敲敲打打的行不?
13、空调对扇子说:哥们儿,要想让人满意,光会点头哈腰哪行啊。
[A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices