回复 Welles : 这部《kk7788大片》"all the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "they say i have a big head."“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”"don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "you have a beautiful head. now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."“别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说:“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来。”"where's the shopping bag?"“购物袋在哪?”"i haven't got one, use your hat."“我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧。”[
回复 Ho-joon: 上高中的时候,有次晚自习班主任不在,班里炸开了锅,突然校长从后门进来,把我们训斥了一番,顿时全班鸦雀无声。接着……他又从前门进来,点点头说:这个班真不错,很有纪律性,不像刚刚那个班!!![
回复 伯努瓦·马吉梅尔: 唐僧来在那雷音寺,跪拜于佛前, 虔心道:“我佛如来,我师徒四人跋山涉水, 风餐露宿,历经九九八十一难,方至这西方净土, 还望佛祖慈悲,赐我真经!” 如来嘬了一口烟道:“这样啊, 那先把你白龙马的违章罚款交了吧!”[
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